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Number One Reason:
Grade 4, 5 and 6 kids who read these books, love them!
Number Two:
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Number Three:
These quasi-real, not really fairytales have wicked plots. They are surprising, and full of funny little details and crazy made up stuff!
Number Four:
They’re shpoofier, funnier, and more ridiculous, than anything!
Number Five:
Because the Author is Silly!
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The Brief Story of Ed’s Ear Wax

Old Easy-Going Ed used to have a whiskery wolly dog that lived and played in the stagnant swamp near Ed’s house, in the cokawolla wilderness. The dog would always come running and bouncing when Ed called it to eat, or play, or to walk, or maybe even to talk with him.  Ed did most of the talking.

 

Ed also had an Uncle Zeke that loved to hang out with him. Easy Going Ed needed a pot full of patience because Zeke couldn’t hear very well. Ed had to keep repeating what he said. His uncle would always come in late when Ed called him to eat. The food would get cold while Ed looked for Zeke outside. And then, Zeke would complain about the food being cold.

 

Easy going Ed’s problem got worse when his wolly dog stopped coming to him.

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