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Kid Tested: with 97% Rating “I Love This Book"
Comments for the EWWW! Story by Kidz Ages 8 to 10
I hate reading but if there were more books like this I wouldn’t!
Grade 5 Student
This book is sooooooooooo funny!
Age 9/10 Soccer Team Players
This book is Awesome!
Grade 5 Student
GudenHelgensil’s Lists:
(Ingredients and Accompaniments)
GudenHelgensil says: “I’ve been making a couple of lists.”
One for the kidlets, and one for the Old Guys
Kidz Age 8 – 10
Ingredients
- Wolly Dogs
- Witch Map Apps
- Moldy Toenail Juice – All Natural
- Wackaplot
- Very Weird Videogames
- Gummy Bears & Other Sticky Animals
(Real Stuff)
- Imagination Provided by Viswa Imagadit
- Made Up Words
- Heinous Hyena Hairballs in Halibut Sauce
- Improbable Product Ads
- Friend Reminders
- Prickled Pickle Seeds
Kootzes Age 25 & Over
Accompaniments
- Educatiaful Materials for Reading
- Reading Strategies Booklet
- Narfing Opportunities (Context Clue Strategy)
- Fullf Filled Paragraphs
- Contentamated Coconut Clusters
- Quick Info (Comprehension Strategy)
(Real Stuff)
- Vividly Vociferated Vocabulary
- Plot Structure
- Fully Developed Characters
- Exploded Sentences Included
- All Artificially Flavored Adjectives
- Unit Plans, Lesson Plans, Materials! (todo: insert magic wand illustration)